Greeting Card Conspiracy

Heard "I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, it's a made up holiday by the greeting card companies"? -- this is the card just for them. Handwritten in copperplate calligraphy with over-the-top flourishes.

Blank inside. Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches digitally printed on 110 pound cardstock. Comes in clear cello bag with white envelope.